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{ Monthly Archives } November 2007

He’s not suicidal, he just likes death

Overheard whilst on the telephone- ‘Luke, let your sister out of the carrier bag’

I hate trains

I am currently sat on a train. I don’t do this very often, and whenever I do, I am reminded why. I am sat nowhere near my suitcase. It may, or may not, be where I left it when I come to disembark. Some drunkard has just asked how long till we get to [...]

An Increased Sense Of Foreboding

Overheard while I was using the loo this morning:
“Luke, please get your head out of the toaster.”
Why is my cat suicidal?!?

Sense Of Foreboding

You know that any conversation from your wife that starts “Don’t Worry, but…” isn’t going to be good.
What I didn’t expect was “Luke’s set himself on fire”
He’s fine by the way, just a few singed hairs, but I did worry!

Firefox 3.0 b 1

There is now a beta available for Firefox 3. Reading through the release notes came up with this:
Memory usage: Over 300 individual memory leaks have been plugged, and a new XPCOM cycle collector completely eliminates many more. Developers are continuing to work on optimizing memory use (by releasing cached objects more quickly) and reducing fragmentation.
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