The Wonders of technology

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(10:04:48) sheepeatingtaz:
(10:05:41) mrssheepeatingtaz is no longer away.
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(10:06:22) mrssheepeatingtaz: eugh!
(10:06:29) sheepeatingtaz: it’s not my fault I was left a single [...]